Wednesday
evening
at
around
six
o'clock
I
was
standing
outside
the
Farmers
Arms
with
a
glass
in
one
hand
and
a
song
sheet
in
the
other,
reflecting
on
the
day
and
at
the
same
time
explaining
to
my
friend
and
those
around
us
how
when
I
drink
Black
Sheep
Bitter
I
come
over
all
emotional.
They
were
having
none
of
it
but
at
that
precise
moment
it
was
the
only
excuse
I
could
muster.
Ayup
had
a
good
day?
haven't
seen
you
since
New
Year,
how
yeh
keeping?
Very
well,
how
about
you,
been
to
the
show?
Of
course,
great
as
usual
despite
the
weather
but
look
the
suns
coming
out
just
in
time
for
the
singing.
Did
you
manage
to
get
to
the
bar?
Only
just,
I
see
the
police
have
set
up
a
temporary
contra-flow
to
get
the
cars
through.
As
usual
the
entire
village
was
heaving
with
people
surrounding
the Muker
Silver
Band,
and
my
farmer
neighbours
had
smiles
on
their
faces
and
rosettes
in
their
pockets
after
a
successful
day's
showing gimmer
and
tup
lambs.
Muker
show
is
always
special
and
no
more
so
than
this
it's
centenary
year.
Pens
full
of
Swaledale
sheep,
marquees
full
of
handicrafts,
baking,
preserves,
flowers
and
vegetables
lovingly
presented
and
all
begging
to
be
judged
the
best
thus
proving
their
artisans
efforts.
The
day
long
sheep
dog
trials,
the
quoits
and
of
course,
the
fell
race
where
rumours
were
circulating
that
the
record
of
a
little
over
eleven
minutes
would
fall
this
year
but
in
the
end
it
didn't.
So
if
I
had
such
a
great
day,
why
was
I
on
the
point
of
blubbering?
I
tell
you
after
a
couple
of
hymns
with
The
Once
a
Year
Muker
Choristers,
the
band's
conductor
held
up
card
number
8.
I
can
never
claim
this
hymn
as
an
incomer
but
when
ever
I
read
its
words
or
get
the
opportunity
to
sing
it
along
with
the
rest,
I
give
it
all
my
worth
and
believe
me
I
am
no
singer
(ask
my
friend).
It
stirs
memories
of
not
so
pleasant
things
in
the
past
but
how
lucky
I
am
now,
to
land
here
and
share
all
these
good
things
and
the
honest
to
goodness
people
that
this
dale
quietly
propagates.
The
song
is Swaledale
and
I
defy
anybody
to
stand
in
the
dale
and
sing
it
with
out
being
moved.
However
hearing
my
singing,
being
'moved
on'
by
the
contra-flow
cop
is
more
likely!
Here
are
the
words.
1.
I'll
sing
of
a
place
to
my
heart
very
dear,
A
place
where
I
always
would
dwell,
And
if
you
will
kindly
lend
me
your
ear,
A
few
of
it's
beauties
I'll
tell.
Chorus
2.
T'is
far,
far
away
from
the
noise
and
the
din,
Of
collieries,
factories
and
mills,
From
the
bustle
and
stir
of
town
life,
shut
in,
By
verdant
and
radiant
hills.
Chorus
3.
O
Swaledale
sweet
dale
thou
closely
art
bound,
To
our
hearts
by
the
strongest
of
ties,
That
ever
in
human
heart
can
be
found,
The
source
of
our
greatest
joys,
Chorus
4.
How
often
as
boys
have
we
wandered
along,
By
the
side
of
the
river
so
clear,
The
birds
never
failing
to
tell
their
sweet
song,
And
lend
a
charm
to
our
ear.
Chorus
5.
And
if
fate
compels
me
to
leave
this
dear
spot,
And
in
other
lands
far
away
roam,
My
earnest
wish
what
e'r
be
my
lot,
Is
to
end
my
days
here
at
home.
Chorus
Beautiful
dale,
home
of
the
Swale,
How
well
do
we
love
thee,
how
well
do
we
love
thee,
Beautiful
dale,
home
of
the
Swale,
Beautiful,
beautiful
dale.
______________
Just
West
of Reeth
village
centre
before
the
school
is
Skelgate
Lane,
a
narrow
track
that
takes
you
out
onto
the
moor
above Healaugh.
If
you
join
this
up
with Arkle
Beck
just
below
Langthwaite
(
Walk
5)
it
makes
for
a
very
enjoyable
nine
mile
circular
walk.
I
mentioned
this
to
my
friends
of
mature
years
who
at
the
suggestion
of
some
dales
walking
are
down
from
north
of
the
border
in
a
flash.
So
we
three
set
off
on
the Skelgate
Autumn
Trail
or
at
least
that
is
what
we
decided
to
call
it
for
the
day's
outing.
The
path
climbs
steeply
away
from
Reeth,
and
its
not
long
before
you
are
looking
back
at
the
village
green
over
the
house
roofs.
Stone
walls
abound
each
side
of
the
path
affording
protection
for
plants
that
grow
within
and
there's
no
better
time
than
now
to
sample
their
autumn
fruits,
and
we
did.
Blackberries
as
big
as
your
thumb
nail.
There's
also
blackthorn
bushes
covered
with
sloes
so
if
your
partial
to
gin
then
you
will
know
that
an
infusion
of
sloes,
sugar
and
gin
makes
for
a
marvellous
drink.
Discovering
the
big
red
rosehips
also
started
a
conversation
about
'itchy
backs'.
I
had
to
explain
that
as
kids
we
would
pick
a
ripe
hip,
squeeze
it
till
it
burst
open
and
deposit
the
contents
down
a
mates
collar.
In
Ray
Mears
terms
I
suppose
this
is
Natures
Kitchen
but
it
wasn't
long
before
we
left
it
behind
for
the
paths
and
bridleways
to
Fore
Gill
Gate
and
doubling
back
for
a
lunch
stop
at
the
old
quarry
workings,
spying
a
lone
buzzard
being
mobbed
by
Rooks
along
the
way.
From
here
we
dropped
down
to
the
road
for
a
short
distance
before
going
through
the
cluster
of
houses
and
the
old
grave
yard
at Arkle
Town
to
join
the
beck.
I
have
for
a
while
been
intrigued
by
these
old
headstones
just
there
in
a
field!
but
I
know
now
that
this
was
the
site
of
the
original
church
before
being
washed
away
by
a
flooded
Arkle
beck.
A
new
much
larger
church
was
subsequently
built
upstream
at Langthwaite.
Back
to
Reeth
and
beer
in
the
Buck
Inn,
we
all
agreed
this
was
a
really
nice
walk
and
a
contender
for
the
top
ten,
I
can
see
several
more
detailed
walks
appearing
on
the
site
in
the
next
few
months
as
well
as
an
article
on
the
Country
Shows.
Busy,
busy.
____________________
Rowans
and
Hawthorne's
are
heavy
with
berries
and
haw's,
and
hedge
bottoms
are
full
to
bursting
with
plump
red
rosehips
shinning
like
jewels
in
the
autumn
sun,
proof
that
summer
is
well
and
truly
over
for
another
year.
So
what's
happened
to
all
those
walks
I
intended
to
report
on.
Well
as
you
know
I
now
have
a
full
time
job
and
working
Monday
to
Friday
only
leaves
weekends
free
to
indulge
my
passion
for
the
fells
but
this
has
to
be
shared
with
all
those
domestic
activities
such
as
shopping
and
housekeeping
and
ironing.
I'm
not
complaining
though
my
new
employer
is
ten
minutes
drive
from
home
and
there's
none
of
those
endless
queue's
of
commuting
traffic
at
each
end
of
the
day.
My
trip
to
work
consists
of
a
thumbs
up
to
the
odd
driver
as
we
pass
each
other,
and
a
wave
to
the
handful
of
school
children
as
they
wait
at
the
lane
ends
for
the
bus
to
take
them
to
Richmond.
I
check
the
river
level
of
the
Swale
as
I
cross
an
old
stone
bridge
that
tries
to
launch
me
into
orbit
every
morning.
Designed
and
built
for
horses
and
carts,
it
has
you
sat
on
the
edge
of
your
seat
and
pulling
on
the
steering
wheel
to
see
over
its
crest
for
a
possible
meeting
of
radiator's
with
a
keeper's
landrover.
As
each
week
passes
I
have
been
able
to
observe
the
pheasant poults
as
they've
grown
and
moulted
into
their
adult
feathers,
nurtured
by
these
keepers.
Normally
with
age
comes
wisdom,
in
the
case
of
the
pheasant
this
is
not
so,
their
road
sense
doesn't
improve
with
maturity
and
many
a
morning
will see
me
straddling
the
centre
of
the
road
to
avoid
them.
Thankfully
most
drivers
are
aware
and
mortality
is
low,
not
so
the
rabbits
though,
the
autumn
outbreak
of mixamotosis
takes
its
annual
toll
and
there
are
many
road
kills
that
mysteriously
disappear
to
predators
overnight.
This
is
such
an
awful
disease
but
the
local
rabbit
catcher
still
struggles
to
suppress
their
large
numbers
at
this
end
of
the
dale.
______________________
They
say
that
your
past
has
a
habit
of
catching
up
with
you,
a
cautionary
phrase
that
I
heard
on
many
occasion
whilst
sat
in
a
meeting
pressing
home
decisions
to
my
team
and
our
customers.
Usually
something
to
do
with
finding
savings
and
cutting
back
on
services
or
just
a
difference
of
opinion.
A
sort
of
mini
Labour
Party
conference.
I
use
this
analogy
because
very
often
the
now
defunct ODPM
was
the
reason
for
these
charged
meetings
and
difficulties
with
their
ever
changing
policies.
And
JP's
announced
this
week
that
he's
leaving
too,
and
getting
rid
of
the
two
jags!
.
A
car
full
of
my
former
colleagues
came
over
from
'Sunny
Donny'
for
the
weekend
to
see
where
I
actually
live
now
and
to
check
what
I've
been
up
to,
thankfully
not
to
dig
the
boot
in!
Although
we've
kept
in
touch
by
phone
and
email,
it's
nearly
three
years
since
we
said
our
workplace
goodbyes.
So
starting
with
a
main
course
of
locally
sourced
produce,
and
followed
by a
sweet
of
blackberries
picked
from Stang
Forest
the
previous
day
buried
into
an
apple
pie,
topped
off
with
cream,
there
was
no
better
way
to
kick
off
the
weekend
than
dinner around
the
table
with
everyone.
We
had
so
much
to
catch
up
on,
new
and
growing
families,
(photo's
passed
around)
what
everyone's
been
up
to
and
invariably
what's
happening
on
the
work
front
at
the ALMO
in
the
south
of
the
county,
proving
that
old
habits
still
die
hard
!
All
are
younger
than
me
and
actively
pursuing
successful
careers
with
the
same
old
passion
as
always,
but
the
stark
reality
is
that
they
have
to
live
their
lives
in
the
fast
lane
and
soak
up
the
pressure
to
achieve.
So
a
weekend
in
the
country
was
exactly
what
they
needed.
They
enjoyed
it
so
much
that
they're
coming
back
with
their
families
in
December
for
the
Christmas
bash
at
Tan
Hill
Inn.
Some
days
I
do
miss
the
old
job,
the
rush
it
gave
and
certainly
the
people,
but
those
thoughts
are normally
short
lived,
and
this
last
weekend
has
seen
them
buried
for
good
now.
Just
like
me
these
old
friends
and
colleagues
have
allowed
work
to
tip
the
balance
away
from
quality
time.
However
if
they
can
find
some
solace
in
the
natural
wilderness
of Swaledale
periodically,
then
I'm
sure
it
will
help
redress
the
balance
and
I
can
still
find
out
what's
been
going
on
in
the
corridors
of
power!!!!