Friday
8th
July,
the
first
day
that
Swaledale
farmers
are
allowed
to
start
haymaking
and
what
a
start.
The
hottest
weather
of
the
summer
saw
every
tractor
in
the
dale
coupled
to
a swaither,
spinner,
baler
or
trailer.
Pressed
into
use
as
early
as
3-30
AM
Friday
by
late
Sunday
afternoon
many
meadows
had
been
cleared
of
their
contents,
either
square
baled
or
round
baled
into
big
enormous
bales
and
wrapped
in
black
plastic
that
will
provide
winter
feed
for
the
stock
for
another
year.
It
looks
as
though
this
harvest
is
going
to
be
a
good
one
and
as
soon
as
I
have
chance
to
trip
up
my
farmer
mate
and
speak
to
him
for
more
than
a
minute,
only
then
shall
I
find
out
for
sure.
None
of
those
big
roast
dinners
for
him
for
a
while,
I
spotted
him
with
his
Tupperware
box
in
one
hand,
a
sandwich
sticking
out
of
his
mouth
slowly
disappearing
into
his
face,
and
the
other
hand
carefully
steering
the
tractor
and
baler
down
a
row
of
sweet
smelling
hay.
Although
we
did
an
eleven
mile
walk
in
the
sweltering
heat
of
Saturday
around Harkerside,
Whitaside
and
through
Apedale.
A
sort
of
walk
of
penance
to
ease
our
guilt
of
relaxation
and
enjoyment
whilst
all
those
around
us
are
working
such
hard
long
hours,
by
Sunday
we'd
got
over
it
and
had
a
lazy
day
apart
from
a
bit
of
gardening.
However,
stretched
out
on
my
lounger
I
was
thinking
about
my
diary
entry
and
this
seems
to
be
an
appropriate
entry,
I
hope
so
anyway.
Counting
Sheep
When
they
are
not
haymaking
hill
farmers
seem
to
have
this
attraction
for
sitting
on
their
quad
bikes
with
a
couple
of
collies
riding
pillion,
sharing
the
pannier
with
a
bag
of
sheep
nuts.
Disappearing
into
the
distance
over
the
Buttertubs
to
check
their
sheep
on
the
high
fells,
these
farmers
have
rights
for
a
certain
number
of
animals
to
graze
on
this
common
land
and
open
moor.
These
rights
are
know
as
"
stints"
or
"gaits".
As
well
as
checking
condition,
counting
sheep
is
a
regular
occurrence
it
helps
identify
those
that
have
wondered
off,
strays
from
other
flocks
and
the
general
upkeep
of
records
for
DEFRA.
Hung
up
on
computerised
record
handling
I
wonder
how
those
officials
at
DEFRA
would
react
if
they
received
this
information
in
a
format
used
by
the
forefathers
of
farming
in
the
upper
Swaledale
?
Head
counts
are
nothing
new
and
tables
were
compiled
using
words
in
place
of
numbers
up
to
20
or
'a
score
of
sheep'.
For
every
score
sheep
a
stone
would
be
picked
up
and
the
count
would
continue.
Yan,
Tan,
Tether,
Mether,
Pip,
Azer,
Sezar,
Akker,
Conter,
Dick,
Yanadick,
Tonadick,
Tetheradick,
Metheradick,
Bumfit,
Yanabum,
Tanabum,
Tetherabum
Metherabum,
Jigget.
And
that's
your
twenty
in
Swardle.
We
are
not
going
to
be
around
now
for
the
rest
of
July
so
it
might
be
a
little
early,
but
I
have
to
mention
the
Muker
Show.
This
is
a
really
lovely
show
and
if
you're
planning
to
attend
then
I
am
sure
you
will
have
a
memorable
day
that
finishes
with
an
outdoor
concert
by
the Muker
Silver
Band
outside
the
Farmers
Arms.
If
you
know
nothing
at
all
about
sheep
other
than
what
appears
in
the
supermarket
or
on
the
menu
about
now,
then
here's
a
bit
of
and
insight
to
words
your
certain
to
hear
about
the
field
on
show
day.
Tup
Ram.
Wether
Will
never
be
a
ram!!
Ewe
Female
with
lambs.
Gimmer
Young
ewe
that
hasn't
had
its
first
lamb.
Shearling
Yearling
that
hasn't
been
sheared.
Store
lamb
Weaned
lamb
that's
not
fat
enough
for
market
yet.
Hog
Older
lamb
normally
marketed
late
winter.
Mule
Cross
breed.
Breeds
you
will
see
at
Dales
Country
Shows
Swaledale.
Black
face,
small
but
as
tough
as
they
come.
Teeswater.
A
fine
large
majestic
sheep
with
close
curly
fleece.
Texel.
Not
very
bonny,
bred
for
meat
production,
no
"ewe
attraction"
unless
you're
a
Texel!
Wensleydale.
Large,
looks
like
Dougal,
loves
fuss
and
attention
from
their
owners,
couldn't
pass
a
mirror
without
looking.
Masham.
More
popular
in
the
Southern
dales.
Bluefaced
Leicester.
Noble
sun
worshiper,
when
it
lays
down
it's
head
follows
the
sun
from
east
to
west
all
day.
Jacob.
A
sheep
for
the
traditionalist,
amazing
horns
and
coloured
fleece.
Beltex.
Texel's
cousins
over
from
Europe.